Still Frank speaking. Here’s the deal people. I’ve compiled a list of all the so-called “Rooms” this “Exodus” place has ever had me repair for them. There are a lot. If there’s anything in here that will help you figure out what on earth is going on with this place, then all my hard work will not have gone to waste.
Sherlock’s Haunted Escape: Ok so this room is new but I can’t tell you anything about it because I refuse to set foot in it. I am very afraid of ghosts.
Inside Job: Let’s just say it is a bank somewhere you never expected to see one. And not only that, but I’m 100% sure I saw something about organized crime. If you don’t believe me, go there yourself and take a look.
The Elevator: I’ll admit. It looks like an Elevator. But you know what? I’ve been up in the ceiling and I can tell you: THERE ARE NOT EVEN CABLES TO PULL IT UP AND DOWN. That’s like, super important in an Elevator.
Pharaoh’s Curse: I honestly don’t like going in here because it’s literally a museum all about a tomb. Especially the more I investigate this place, the less I want to be reminded of my own mortality. Haven’t seen any deceased Pharaoh’s but they’ve got to be there.
SUBMERGED: Hear me out. It’s a submarine. But it’s in the middle of Anaheim. What is that, like 40 miles from the coast? There’s some scary stuff going on there. Radioactivity sensor looked blown out, notes from vanished people all over the place.
Bank Heist [retired]: There’s a lot to unpack here. Pretty sure a heist is not a thing to be happy about when it happens?
Exodus [retired]: Ok so this is another room that vanished. One time I showed up for a repair, and it was just gone. To be honest, if it was a Pharaoh’s Palace, that Pharaoh was a very small man. Never saw him either for what it’s worth.
Apocalypse [retired]: I don’t even think I need to take notes on this one. I mean they literally called it Apocalypse.
Masquerade Manor: I’ve worked on a couple rooms under this name. The latest one looks like an outdoor courtyard…but it’s 100% indoors. There’s supposedly a guy named Manin who lives there, but I’ve never seen him. So clearly suspicious, right?
Trap Room [retired]: I’ll be honest. This one freaks me out. I was told that in this room, there was a guy named Billy the Butcher who was going to take me into his torture chamber and get me. I almost didn’t go in. But then I went in and even though it was real dark, Billy never showed up. I count myself lucky.
Sherlock’s Study #2: For some reason the original version vanished and a new one got put in its place. I know this room has a secret but for the life of me I don’t know WHAT. I always thought Sherlock was fictional, but they’re telling me that’s wrong.
Sherlock’s Study #1 [retired]: The very first room I ever worked on for them. There was a shower in there and even though they asked me to turn the water off, I never did it. What’s the point of a shower if it doesn’t work!